This is me, enjoying myself

fullmetalfisting:

Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god

girlgrowingsmall:

petitpotato:

My brain is a simple one.

This is beautiful. I want this on a shirt.

girlgrowingsmall:

petitpotato:

My brain is a simple one.

This is beautiful. I want this on a shirt.

reuniclus:

  • Pressing a preferred combination of buttons when trying to catch a Pokemon (tapping A over and over, B + Down while the ball is in the air, holding B every time the Pokeball shakes, etc.)
  • Saving right in the center of the Pokeball on the floor of the Pokemon Center
  • Saving…

0ci0:

anicastes:

Pathetic.

gamzeejoker:

superlezbian:

undeadcosmicunicorn:

Opaque Matte Lipstick - $6.99

Today on I can’t believe it’s not homestuck

KiSs ThE rAiNbOw. tAsTe ThE rAiNbOw.

Thanks. It has pockets!
every girl ever responding to a compliment on a skirt/dress that has pockets (via nbronten)

teraboophilia:

if you have a crush on me, send me a /)/////(\

bananawrackspurts:

are these fall out boy songs

bananawrackspurts:

are these fall out boy songs

autopilot-disengaged:

definitivelysarah:

"No homo" cries the team at the dig site. The head archaeologist sinks to his knees, sobbing. He has dedicated his entire career to the pursuit of homo habilis, an important part of the hominid evolutionary line. All his work led up to this archaeological dig site. But now, his whole life has been for nothing. There is no homo….there is only Australopithecus.

I read this to a group of archaeologists and they completely lost their shit