This is me, enjoying myself

flannel-penguin:

beamkatanachronicles:

also who’s ready for ‘so i herd u liek mudkips’ to return from the ashes of the meme underworld

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fileformat:

sometimes all u can say is “yikes” and just move tf on lol

shoatgeep:

he is drowning

ctrayn:

this might be the greatest weapon man has ever conceived.

ctrayn:

this might be the greatest weapon man has ever conceived.

verycoolandnice:

I found out my sister was pregnant because she had an alarm set every day that said “BIRTH CONTROL” and one day it said “VITAMINS” instead

THIS CAT IS AN OLD MAN

yourtourhost:

relationship goals

yourtourhost:

relationship goals

shota-pop:

when you genuinely like and care for someone but can’t express it without being weird

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evaot:

when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you

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dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy