also who’s ready for ‘so i herd u liek mudkips’ to return from the ashes of the meme underworld
sometimes all u can say is “yikes” and just move tf on lol
he is drowning
this might be the greatest weapon man has ever conceived.
I found out my sister was pregnant because she had an alarm set every day that said “BIRTH CONTROL” and one day it said “VITAMINS” instead
when you genuinely like and care for someone but can’t express it without being weird
when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you
once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy